Well, it's that time again. I'd like to take this chance to show all our prospective applicants what they're missing by not being in ER.
In response to Rizen's rogue changes post Gylan Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. QQ Ret Paladin.
(Mr. QQ Ret Paladin)
Any paladin can rock the charts, but it takes real talent to get close to a rogue.
Topping the charts, you tirelessly roll your forehead across that keyboard.
(Keep on rollin')
Cooldown management? You don't need stinking timers.
(Management?)
And even though you've never had to watch the screen, you bag the occasional top-spot.
(Impressive skills!)
So crack open an ice-cold glass of paladin tears, QQ Ret Paladin, because every raid you go to, we know you are carrying the rogues.
(Mr. QQ Ret Paladin)
*sips his glass of Paladin's tears*
(:< We calculate the best strategies to the letter.




Due to the above, we die. A lot.

No, really. Our skill at dying is unmatched.

Honest.

Sometimes, though, we manage to win!


ER has many thought provoking discussions.


Is the RNG busted for you? It's busted for us. You'll feel right at home if you join us.





We have Pete.




We have Tanner.









And when Tanner isn't here, Sean substitutes:



We have Josh.



We have Rhett.

We have Gary.

And we have Eric.

Our guildchat is intelligent and mature.



We're friendly, and we always help each other.





We've all seen the most important movie on Earth.

We can make sexual innuendo out of anything. And I mean anything.














We welcome deviants.





We recognize that good microphones are for the weak.

Our healers are unmatched.





We respect our hunters.


No, really. Even when they're crazy.

Our mages mean business.



We know that bacon is a necessary staple. Even for the undead.


We recognize the importance of ego-stroking.


We're intelligent and analytical.




Through careful meditation, we've learned the meaning of patience.

And we know that music, even bagpipes, is an important facet of good raiding.

If that isn't enough to sell you, we don't want you anyway